yo dylan u were always my favorite even when i was in 3rd grade and everyone said u were fat i stood by u
[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car
“The bird, the pin, the song, the berries, the watch, the cracker, the dress that burst into flames. I am the mockingjay. The one that survived despite the Capitol’s plans. The symbol of the rebellion.”
Me no study
Me no care
Me go marry
If he die
Me no cry
Me go marry
What happens when a stream of water is exposed to an audio speaker producing a loud 24hz sine wave
this is the raddest shit EVER
THIS WAS THE SECOND BEST JOKE ON THE SHOW. RIGHT AFTER PRNDL
Some believe that before the universe there was nothing. They’re wrong, there was darkness.
Emma Watson in the trailer for ‘Noah’
This is the first time I’ve ever seen an archer in a film run out of arrows or collect used arrows to reuse later.
Accuracy: You’re doing it right.
accuracy? this is a movie about a small band of fantabulous people with random superpowers who defeat an alien invasion led by a guy with golden goat horns and you’re worried about accuracy?
firstly: tony, nat, and clint do not have superpowers, they rely on their skills to survive
secondly: thor is not human, other than the use of his hammer, he is relying on the natural strength and fighting abilities of his people
thirdly: bruce and steve were both perfectly ordinary until science got involved
lastly: what supervillain doesn’t have at least one questionable fashion decision?
i’m gonna cry omg